Saturday, March 24, 2007



NEWS AT ELEVEN!!

Peter the Cat snuffs out Peter Cottontail

During school on Friday we received a rather gruesome present from our "berry, berry bad kitty". Peter the Cat brought a baby rabbit that was about 5 inches in length to our back door. He was so proud of his catch and the girls were so horrified. The rabbit was still alive and tried to run away while Peter was trying to spit out rabbit fur. He proceeded to eat ALL of Peter Cottontail except the head. We couldn't watch the carnivorous cat enjoy his sumptuous meal. When we returned later to the scene of the crime all that was left was a trail of blood and a bunny head. Peter then came inside laid down and took a nap. Not long after this the Grandview rabbicide team was reading Peter his Miranda rights!

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